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Q. Break up over veggies: I was raised by my grandparents in Appalachia. There was an outdoor toilet, and hunting and food stamps made up a huge percentage of our meals. I have eaten squirrel and know how to sew, knit, can, and garden by sheer necessity. I got a scholarship to school and ended up very gay and very politically blue.

My long-term lover was born in California to very upscale gay parents. She has never wanted for anything in her life, and I consider her one of the best people I know. She has been trying to go vegan for while now. I dont mind the dietary restrictions, but we keep arguing over ethics. I find them holier-than-thou and rooted in a smug, classist outlook. She thinks eating meat is murder.

This topic is a thorn in the side of our relationship. Ill point out that increased demand for quinoa from upscale Americans has damaged local South American economies; shell send me upsetting PETA videos. Otherwise we work out beautifullysexually, spiritually, and mentally.

We have been getting serious until this, and we both want kids. It is a big deal to me to be able to teach my children how to hunt, fish, and survive off the land. My grandparents died a few years ago, and I want their legacy to live on.

I dont think marriage counseling is going to solve this, but I really do love her. Do you think we can resolve this problem?

A: First, the bad news: I dont think I have a better sense of whether this relationship can work out than you and your partner do. I can tell you that, based on what Ive seen from other couples (and what Ive learned in writing this column for nigh-on two years), differences of opinion about how to raise children tend to get more important over time, not less.

That doesnt mean its impossible for two people with extremely different dietary outlooks to start a family together, but you two cant possibly move forward as you are now. Repeatedly sending you slaughterhouse videos in lieu of having a difficult, honest conversation is not a great choice on your partners part, regardless of how strongly she feels about meat-eating. Telling your partner that you believe her vegan convictions are solely the result of having had a relatively easy childhood is not a terrific choice on yours, either.

Whether or not you two seek out a counselor for help mediating this conversation, I think the most important next step is to figure out how you can talk about food and children in a way that is not rooted in contempt and antagonism. Can you both accept that the other is a fundamentally good person who is attempting to live a valuable, self-sufficient, moral life to the best of her ability, in accordance to her own values? Can either of you imagine a possible compromise when it comes to raising childrenfor example, eating primarily vegetarian meals at home except for what you have hunted or fished yourselves?

I cant answer those questions for you, but I think its worth at least trying to resolve this together. If after all your best efforts you still think the other is being fundamentally unreasonable, you may have to part ways and find partners with more compatible views on child-rearing. But its worth fighting for what you have first.

Q. Night-shift roommate: At the beginning of the summer, my roommate got a job working the night shift. We talked about the situation well in advance of his start date, and I agreed to be quiet and conscientious in common areas during the day in order to let him sleep. My roommate has a short temper, and in the year weve been living together, hes handled conflicts aggressivelyswearing at me, breaking my dishes, and removing furniture from common areas without first asking me. I was worried that the stress of working the night shift would only exacerbate his anger issues, and that appears to be the case.

While Ive taken extreme care to avoid even being in common areas during the day, hes reacted to even the slightest sounds with a lot of hostility. Hes sent angry, all-caps messages, hes slammed doors in front of me, and hes screamed at me to shut up when Im working or eating quietly in common areas. This is only a temporary job, but I think the issues here run deeper, and I think it may be time for us to stop living together.

I love my apartment, I love my neighborhood, and I dont have the resources to move out right now. I also dont want to put my roommate in an unsafe or financially precarious positionor make him even angrier!by asking him to move out. Were both on the lease for another year. Should I try to resolve the situation and ask him to be less hostile, or should I just bite the bullet and try to navigate a moving-out discussion?

A: It isdefinitelytime for you twoto stop living together. Theres no maybe about it. The issue here is not whether your roommate is getting enough sleep (which Im very much in favor of!); the issue here is that your roommate has a violent temper and makes no attempt to curb his outbursts.

Figure out what you need to do in order for moving out to be financially viable, and start taking steps to find your own replacement on the lease. If you have a friendly relationship with your landlord, ask him or her about what options you have short of breaking the lease early.

In the meantime, if you have any friends or family you can stay with while you figure this out, I urge you to do so. I cant imagine how uncomfortable it must be for you to live around someone who might fly off the handle and start screaming and breaking things if you cough in the living room. Of course you can also try to ask him to curb his rages, but something tells me that if he thinks breaking your dishes and screaming curses at you is a reasonable response to ordinary roommate conflict, hes not going to listen.

Your best, and safest, option is to start planning your exit.

Q. Re: Night-shift roommate: Please! If this were a marriage or romantic partnership, this would be considered domestic violence, and we would be telling you to get out of there now. You have no emotional involvement of that sort. Please just get out of there. Maybe crash on someones sofa for a few weeks and pay a last months rent to help the guy out.

Otherwise, please dont worry about putting my roommate in an unsafe or financially precarious position.He put himself there!You cant make him not get angry.He is angry.That is his personality and also his tactic.

Please, please pack your things and get out of there now!He has already shown that he gets physical in anger. He could hurt you and might!

A: Right, the roommates financial situation should be the very least of the letter writers concerns. Since theyre worried about their own financial burden, they should contact the local tenants rights organization. Since theyre on the lease too, it wont be as simple as paying last months rent in order to get out of the contract, but that doesnt mean the only option is to stick it out for another year of walking on eggshells.

Q. Baby uncle: My dad and his second (much younger) wife are about to have a baby boy, just about a month after I had my second child. Im really happy for them and glad my new son will have a relative his age. However, it turns out my dad and stepmom fully expect my kids to call the new baby Uncle X.

I think this is ridiculous. Theyre older than him, and hes a baby. When I expressed this to my dad, he said it would be disrespectful for the kids not to call his son that, regardless of age.

A: Sometimes a situation does not have a clear right side and wrong side! (Those are the worst situations. Im so sorry.)

If your father expected your children to treat his as-yet unborn son as some sort of elder authority, we might be having a different conversation. But if all he wants is for you and your family to refer to his kid as your kids uncle, I think its worth humoring him. Its technically true!

That said, its possible your father is insisting your kids refer to his son as Uncle Fortescue instead of hisgiven nameat all times, even when theyre playing together, which would be more than a little ridiculous and almost impossible to enforce. You can certainly introduce your kids to their new uncle by his title, and say things like, Look! Uncle Fortescue just rolled over. How exciting for Uncle Fortescue, but odds are excellent that by the time all your kids are in the 2- to 5-year-old range, little Uncle Fortescue is not going to be interested in demanding he be addressed by his full title. And you certainly shouldnt go out of your way to correct a group of toddlers playing together and using one anothers given names.

Q. Can I ask my friend-with-benefits for sex?: Im just going to begin my question by acknowledging that the relationship Im about to describe is a little unconventional. Im in my late 20s; the guy Im seeing is in his mid-40s. Were not in a relationship, though weve been exclusively intimate for about two years. Were also very good friends. Hes extremely supportive of my life, family, and career, and vice versa. We consider ourselves friends with benefits, which, despite all the horror stories, is a label that mostly works for us.

But here is my problem: Its been a little over a month since weve seen one another (we live about two hours apart and each have a young child), and Im starting to get an ... itch. Ive inquired a few times about getting together, but hes been busy with work, and I obviously want to respect that. Is it reasonable to call him up and just say point-blank, Hey, I need sex. Can we figure this out? Or is that pushy and obnoxious?

I realize I could inquire with different men, but I honor the monogamous aspect of our relationship and would hate to screw it up over something trivial. Except that this isnt trivial; the itch is real, and I dont mean in a Well, maybe you should try masturbating way. Am I being crazy?

A: First things first: It is not crazyto ask someone you are having sex with to have sex with you. It is perhaps the least surprising thing you could ask for, given your arrangement.

Ask for sex point-blank! Why on earth would you consider it pushy? Its not pushy to stand in line at Starbucks and order coffee. One naturally follows the other! Itwouldbe pushy to order a coffee after closing time or to leap across the bar and demand the barista ignore every other customer in order to make your drink first. But youre not suggesting anything remotely close to that.

Youve been sleeping with this guy for two years, consider him a friend, and call him extremely supportive. Why are you so afraid to ask him to have sex with you?

Q. Re: Night-shift roommate: In some states a domestic violence situation requires that the landlord let a threatened lessee out of a lease. Not sure if the letter writers situation would apply, but he or she should consult an attorney.

A: Thats a helpful point and worth investigating! I think the letter writer should take any and all help available to get away from this guy.

Q. Unrequited for now?: I admit I have a crush on a close friend of mine.

He and I started hanging out this past semester, but we spent almost every day together because of classes. We have the same interests, and hes every bit as compassionate, cute, smart, and funny as one can hope for.

About two weeks into our friendship, though, I made a small comment that accidentally revealed my crush. He knew about my huge breakup from a year before but not much else about me, so he politely declined. Fast-forward seven months, we talk every day, and my crush is worse. Half of me wants to abandon it completely because hes already declined. The other half thinks if he gets to know me better, hell find something he likes about me and theres still hope.

Were entering our last semester together, and I need advice on what to do before I end up asking him out at graduation.

A: If you two have spent the past seven months talking every day, Id wager your crush already knows you pretty well. He has been given sufficient information and can make an informed decision as to whether he likes you as more than a friend!

Since the first time you asked him out was so early on in your acquaintance, I think its fine to ask once more. But why wait until graduation? At this point, I think any delay would have more to do with self-preservation than a genuine desire for him to get to know you better, since youre already fairly close. If he doesnt want to go out with you now, then its better to know so you can put your crush to bed and try to move on. If he does, congratulations! Have a great time on your date!

Q. His ex lives with us: My husband was married briefly in his early 20s, and the divorce was amicable. We are now in our early 40s and dealing with both elderly parents, downsizing, and a disabled child. When my husbands ex asked if she could stay in our house while looking for real estate, we both happily agreed. Mila is a lifesaver. I cant tell you how nice it is to come home to a hot meal and a clean house after a 12-hour shift, picking up a grumpy child, and taking my parents grocery shopping. We have additional income now and have been able go on actual date nights!

Mila has no family except an estranged brother. When she offered to move out, my husband and I both asked her to stay at least for another year. She can save her money and wait for a better real estate market and we all can live together happily.

My personal family is happy with this; my extended one is not. My siblings contribute very little to our parents care but are perfectly happy to gossip about me and pass it off to our parents. I nearly slapped my sister for accusing me of letting my husband move his mistress in. I told her Mila has done more for our parents than she did in the last 10 years (unless it was to beg money from them).

This is the only sour note in what has turned to be a new song in our lives. How do I stop them from spoiling it?

A: Congratulations on what sounds like the most delightful, difficult-to-achieve living arrangementof all time! I hope Mila is enjoying the arrangement as much as you and your husband are and that you two have enthusiastically shown your appreciation for all that she does around the house, as well as made sure she gets some time to herself.

Youve already explained to your siblings that theres nothing sexual or romantic going on between the three of you and that while your roommate situation might be unorthodox, it works for you and makes you happy. If they cant or wont accept that explanation, feel free to say (as often as necessary): Were very happy living with Mila, and Im not going to discuss it any further. If this means you end up spending less time talking to your siblingsfrankly, that sounds like a bonus.

Mallory Ortberg: Yes, theres that upturned chin and that grin of impetuous youth. I believe in you. See you next week.

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