Man: Hello, Im calling to inquire about your life coaching services. Ive been in corporate America for 18 years and Im ready for a change. I dont like working in an office atmosphere. Back in high school and college I loved to paint, landscapes mostly, and Id like to get back to that.

Life Coach: Well, what are you waiting for? Get yourself an easel, a palette and a brush and set yourself up on Main Street on a nice, sunny day. Quit that job. Put on some old comfy clothes. Get painting!

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And there you have words said by no life coach ever.

Yes, thats right. Im stating it unequivocally.

OK, maybe there is a scenario where it could happen.

Man: Hello, I just won the Lotto. I already paid off my mortgage, have accounts set up for my kids college education, am set for retirement, helped some relatives in need, and have given to some charities near and dear to my heart. Im still working in corporate America, but Im ready for a change. Back in high school and college I loved to paint, landscapes mostly, and Id like to get back to that.

Life Coach: Well, what are you waiting for? Get yourself an easel, a palette and a brush and set yourself up on Main Street. Quit that job. Put on some old clothes. Get painting! Do you really even need me?

Man: Well, I was thinking more along the lines of creating a plan to get back to my art. Maybe learn how I can apply it using new technology.

Life Coach: Ohhhhhhhhhh. Yes, of course. I can help you with that.

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